What a LoL player you REALLY are — your team already knows that 😅

I play my hand. If someone else takes it, it's their problem I take what the team strategically needs at that moment What I'm craving tonight — we'll see how it goes The role that no one else wants to play, so that the team is complete

I ping the map to regroup and rebalance the situation I answer "np" in the chat and I cry inside I mute everyone and play my game in total silence I calmly explain that it was clearly the jungler's fault

Total chaos where everything explodes in every direction and we still win A clean victory where everything went exactly as planned The one where I saved my carry three times without anyone noticing The one where the adversary walked into all my traps without understanding why

I ping smart and say "gj" when it's really deserved I explain their mistakes to them — it’s to help them progress Very little. I note everything mentally but I say almost nothing I ping the goals and hope they understand without explanation

I make a mental note of the error. It won't repeat itself Just kidding, that was really lame of me — next! Objectively, it wasn't entirely my fault I say nothing. But it eats at me for the next 10 minutes

I control the vision before each strategic decision — it’s the basis I ward everything, I do sweeps, and no, no one ever thanks me Vision = information = victory. I never skip this step I ask wards when I think about it. Which is not very often

Finally ! I'm starting to really scale, now is going to be my time 45 minutes of accumulated silent suffering… but I still hold on Exhausted, but I continue to enable my team at all costs until the end We should have finished at 25 minutes if the team had listened to me at Baron

I type “nice” into the chat — it was really good I memorize its pattern and anticipate it for the rest of the game I say nothing. But I remember. And my traps will also remember I readjust my reading of the game immediately and continue

The invisible cement that holds everyone together without anyone realizing it The one who sees three moves in advance while the others react I'm here to have fun — if we win it's bonus, if we lose it's fun too The one who should carry but the team can never properly enable

I remain polite in chat. Inside, it's a whole different story I'll restart immediately - it was fun anyway, next one! I mentally analyze what really went wrong on the goals “GG good evening” — and I really move on without hard feelings